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(no subject) [Nov. 18th, 2006|06:15 pm]
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bestandteil
We are not, for some reason, to suggest that caffeinated water could be used to make a perfectly good milk substitute which could then be used to create breakfast smoothies or in bowls of cereal. Because apparently having caffeine IN your cereal, or pouring caffeinated creamer in your caffeinated coffee, might disrupt the laws of the universe. [solemn!]
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(no subject) [Oct. 20th, 2006|02:00 pm]
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vide_yeux
[Current Mood |laughing]

One is not to set fire to a cultural metropolis through judicious abuse of rituals associated with religious cults.

Again. >.>
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(no subject) [Aug. 3rd, 2006|05:46 pm]
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aurum_fulminans
[Current Mood |bouncyinnocent!]

Fenris shall not conspire to give the Jackal knut alchemical wedgies when there is a Serious Fight going on.

Corollary: Unless he does so out of the sight of everyone drinking anything at the time.
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(no subject) [Apr. 2nd, 2006|12:56 am]
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aurum_fulminans
Fenris is not to consider any less-than-sober state of the Lady's as a good time to suggest singing "On The Shoulders Of Freaks".

Or any other song.

Particularly not in public.

Which is no fun at all.
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(no subject) [Mar. 27th, 2006|11:16 am]
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bosesblut
[Current Mood |amusedamused]

Kalmenka is not to take advantage of the secretary's inattention while cooking to switch her oversugared english breakfast with buttered roombios. Even if it does taste better.
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(no subject) [Jan. 4th, 2006|11:27 am]
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vide_yeux
[Current Mood |chipperinnocent! really!]

One is not to use Crowley's resolutions as inspiration.

Not even if reinterpreting the first one is reeeeeally funny.
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(no subject) [Jan. 1st, 2006|06:29 pm]
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shuriken_turk
[Current Mood |amusedamused]
[Current Music |Kingdom Hearts - End of the World]

I'm not permitted to refer to the keepers of other headspaces as 'my picture-finding bitches' any more.

Even if it is true.

Especially if it is true.

Also, making the Boss Lady clear her sinuses violently with Vanilla Coke via said reference is not a good way to help her get over her cold.
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(no subject) [Nov. 5th, 2005|10:37 pm]
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firespirit
[Current Mood |deviousehehehe]

Reske is not to buy a waterbed, purposely leave out the mattress, and fill the bottom liner with water, carefully put blankets and sheets over it just so, and then tell Kor he got him a present, and does he want to try it?

Even if it did result in him making the best face ever. And I caught it on camera.
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(no subject) [Oct. 30th, 2005|01:37 pm]
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aurum_fulminans
Fenris is not to drop pictures of perky frosting cake-penises on unsuspecting women that he has not been formally introduced to.

(We are still negotiating who he is allowed to drop such pictures on.)
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(no subject) [Oct. 28th, 2005|11:04 am]
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aurum_fulminans
Fenris is also not to ramp his shiny new motorcycle over any inter-territorial borders.
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